Thursday, November 29, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
Saturday, November 24, 2012
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
"Oh, the Holidays...
put a bullet in my head...
no, not just a graze...
No, not really...
now I feel silly..
cuz I have a better plan
in mind instead....
(One in which it's others--
not me--that wind up dead!)
See, I favor homicide
Why should I be the only one
who's cried and had nerves fried?
If you kill yourself this year,
assholes will still be filled with cheer,
and if you kill yourself my dear
there's just no way to get revenge.
But if you simply must decide
best to go with mass homicide;
when will you get that many douches
in one place again?!?
Cuz suicide is too much
like they killed you twice;
I'd prefer to stay around
and fight the fight.
Besides... why would I hurt myself
on the word of a filthy drunken elf,
whose clues are dusty on a shelf..
they condemn me but they're in hell.
But after I have vented here,
I'll probably just expose my rear,
and tell everyone to be a dear
and kiss it where the hole is near.
Thank goodness this thankful shit
comes only once a year!
c. 2012 Robert Lee Sayre II
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
Sunday, November 11, 2012
(For more info on the origin of this cartoon--dating
back to the early 1990's, mind you--just google
'Father Balthazar, Tampa church')